Telephone Quotes

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Sir William Preece, chief engineer of the British Post Office, 1876
Jerrold mundis - i am years gone from my family and miles away......
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - Especially if he has a teenage daughter.
Guy Albert Lombardo
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella - No matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.
Jean Ke
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling.
Donald Sinden
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - And paradise is when you have none.
Doug Larson
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Fran Lebowitz
Christopher darlington morley - if we all discovered that we had only five...
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Robert Staughton Lynd