Babies Quotes

The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mother and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all.

Benjamin Spock

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands.

H. L. Mencken

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - So all is peace.

Edward Lea

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

George Carlin