Fun Quotes

Ralph nade - i start with the premise that the function of...
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.
Thomas Dewa
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein

Jerry seinfeld - there is no such thing as fun for the whole...
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.
Sigmund Freud
Andrew soloman, the noonday demon: an atlas of depression - i believe that its most important function is in...
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
The family seems to have two predominant functions to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.
Donald G. Smith
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.
Jack Nicklaus
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave.
George Gurdjieff
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.
Lewis Thomas
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Katherine Hepburn
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit - Zinn
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....
John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
Henry Fielding
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurbe
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.
Margaret Lowenfeld
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?
Alan Perlis
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.
Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
Carl Jung