Fun Quotes
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.Max Eastman
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.Quentin Crisp
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.Unknown
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.Bill Vaughan
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.Dwight D Eisenhowe
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.Lin Yutang
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.Child Age 13
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.Author Unknown
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.Yasutani Roshi
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.Robert A. Heinlein
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.Clive
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.Joe Schwartz
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.Laura Ingalls Wilde
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.Dean Koontz
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.Norman Maile
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.Sidney Madwed
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.Doug Hall
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.Unknown
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.Carl Jung
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.Henry Commage
Girls just want to have funds.Adrienne E. Gusoff
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith
