Fun Quotes

Emma thompson, vanity fai - i was brought up by very witty people who were...
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908.
Mark Twain

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
Joe Namath
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy

Clive - only reason can convince us of those three...
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F Scott
James thurbe - the wit makes fun of other persons the satirist...
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....
John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.
Heinrich Heine
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.
Jim Rohn
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview
Compassion and love are not mere luxuries. As the source of both inner and external peace, they are fundamental to the continued survival of our species.
Dalai Lama, The Times (1999)
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
To love what you do and feel that it matters - How could anything be more fun?
Katharine Graham
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.
Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
Frank Herbert
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.
Nathan M. Pusey
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.
Ralph Nade
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.
W. Edward Brown
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
W, Willard Wirtz
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Katherine Hepburn
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund - Raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.
William Hamilton
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss