Fun Quotes

Mark twain - how come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a...
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham

Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.
Jack London

Robin tyle - fundamentalists are to christianity what paint -...
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Frank zappa, interview with this submitter, new york city, 5/08/1980 - the function of government ought to be: make sure...
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.
Albert Camus
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
Dwight D Eisenhowe
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.
Ralph Nade
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.
Albert Schweitze
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Dr. Seuss
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.
Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Aldous Huxley
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurbe
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Tom Robbins
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.
Jim We
Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it.
John Anthony Ciardi
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.