Fun Quotes

Jerry seinfeld - there is no such thing as fun for the whole...
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?
Alan Perlis

Clive - only reason can convince us of those three...
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
George bernard shaw - my way of joking is to tell the truth. it is the...
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
Henry Fielding
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.
Unknown
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.
Thomas Hardy
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.
Mother Theresa
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.
Laura Ingalls Wilde
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave.
George Gurdjieff
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundemental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andrew A. Rooney
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund - Raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.
William Hamilton