Fun Quotes

George carlin, you are all diseased - you have to be realistic about terrorism. certain...
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Jerry Seinfeld
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
Jack nicklaus - learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to...
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
George bernard shaw - life does not cease to be funny when people die;...
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.
Jack London
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.
Albert Camus
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Charles Schwa
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Max Eastman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.
Phiroz Mehta