Fun Quotes

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How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
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To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
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I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.
Ernest Hemingway
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.
W. Edward Brown
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.
Doug Hall
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.
Unknown
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?
Alan Perlis
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Dr. Seuss
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Child Age 13
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.
Laura Ingalls Wilde
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringe
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Katharine Hepburn
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurbe
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Charles Schwa
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan