Fun Quotes

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The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.
Jim We
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel

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Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Dean koontz - some people think only intellect counts: knowing...
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.
Thomas Dewa
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.
Doug Hall
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
William Feathe
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television.
Lewis Thomas
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
Clive
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.
W. Edward Brown
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.
Mother Theresa
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit - Zinn
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".