Fun Quotes

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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.
Phiroz Mehta
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.
Albert Camus
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille

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He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Ogden Nash
Robert a. heinlein - a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist,...
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
Michael Pritchard
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
Clive
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.
Pete Holiday
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?
Alan Perlis
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.
Hermann Hesse
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
W, Willard Wirtz
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
Funny is an attitude.
Flip Wilson
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Richard Royste
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
Fun is fundamental. There is no way around it. You absolutely must have fun. Without fun, there is no enthusiasm. Without enthusiasm, there is no energy. Without energy, there are only shades of gray.
Doug Hall
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Dr. Seuss