Fun Quotes
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.Mark Twain
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.Michael Pritchard
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.Margaret Fairless Barbe
Form follows function.Louis Henri Sullivan
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.Carl Jung
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.Hermann Hesse
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.F. J. Raymond
Fun has a sacred dimension.Adriana Diaz
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.Fred Allen
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.Robin Tyle
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurbe
A functioning police state needs no police.William S. Burroughs
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
The test of a first - Fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.F. Scott Fitzgerald
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.Lester R Bittel
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.Robert A. Heinlein
I start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers.Ralph Nade
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.W, Willard Wirtz
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.Aldous Huxley
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean Baudrillard
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.Child Age 13
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when they are open.Thomas Dewa
Play is an essential function of the passage from immaturity to emotional maturity. Any individual without the opportunities for adequate play in early life will go on seeking them in the stuff of adult life.Margaret Lowenfeld
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.Amelia Earhart
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.Sun - Tzu
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.Katherine Hepburn
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.John C. Dvorak
Are we having fun yet.Carol Burnett
