Fun Quotes

Bernard iddings bell - to love is not a passive thing. to love is active...
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Katherine Hepburn

The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?
Alan Perlis
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe

Unknown - cats are intended to teach us that not everything...
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom - Discipline, tolerance, honesty - Is one of the most important ways children learn how to function in society at large.
Eloise Salholz
George gurdjieff - without self knowledge, without understanding the...
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.
Thomas Hardy
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
Max Eastman
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurbe
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.
Albert Camus
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringe
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
Amelia Earhart
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.
Mother Theresa
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
Lionel Richie
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.
Phiroz Mehta
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry