Fun Quotes
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.Mark Twain
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!Dr. Seuss
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.Katherine Hepburn
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.Mary Lou Cook
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.Henry J. Tillman
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.Dwight D Eisenhowe
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.Carl Jung
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.F. Scott Fitzgerald
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
It is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self - Consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.John W. N. Sullivan
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.Unknown
Living up to basic ethical standards in the classroom - Discipline, tolerance, honesty - Is one of the most important ways children learn how to function in society at large.Eloise Salholz
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.David Ogilvie
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.Mother Theresa
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.Margaret Fairless Barbe
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.Dave Barry
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.Charles De Gaulle
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.Thomas Hardy
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.Annie Gottlie
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.George Santayana
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.Mary Wilson Little
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.Robert A. Heinlein
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.Ian Hay
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.Berton Averre
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.Joe Namath
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.Sidney Madwed
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908.Mark Twain
Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint - By - Numbers is to art.Robin Tyle
To love what you do and feel that it matters - How could anything be more fun.Katharine Graham
