Fun Quotes

Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....
John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Jack nicklaus - learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to...

Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
Miguel de Unamuno
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay

George bernard shaw - my way of joking is to tell the truth. it is the...
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Raymond Loewy
Heinrich heine - the fundamental evil of the world arose from the...
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
George Santayana
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.
Sun - Tzu
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit - Zinn
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F Scott
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.
Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Fun has a sacred dimension.
Adriana Diaz
It is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self - Consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.
John W. N. Sullivan
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.
Mary Lou Cook
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.
Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.
Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.
William Faulkne
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.
Barber B. Conable, J
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Tom Robbins
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
An Wang