Fun Quotes

The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.
Jack London
Rudyard kipling, with the night mail (1909) - funny how the new things are the old things....

A functioning police state needs no police.
William S. Burroughs
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Charles Schwa
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andrew A. Rooney
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Margaret fulle - the especial genius of women i believe to be...
The fundamental qualities for good execution of a plan is first; intelligence; then discernment and judgment, which enable one to recognize the best method as to attain it; the singleness of purpose; and, lastly, what is most essential of all, will - Stubborn will.
Ferdinand Foch
George santayana - advertising is the modern substitute for argument...
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.
Phiroz Mehta
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are.
Jon Kabit - Zinn
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundemental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co - Dependent.
Berton Averre
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us, conclusions grow up in us like fungus one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.
David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Norman Maile
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Annie Gottlie
By listening to his language of his locality the poet begins to learn his craft. It is his function to lift, by use of imagination and the language he hears, the material conditions and appearances of his environment to the sphere of the intelligence where they will have new currency.
William Carlos Williams
The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
George Santayana
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
Thomas Carlyle
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
Joe Namath
The Interstate Commerce commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.
Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - The fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science.
Albert Einstein
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.
Jack Nicklaus
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
John C. Dvorak
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.
William Faulkne
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
Miguel de Unamuno
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.
Heinrich Heine
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Tom Robbins
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Sidney Madwed
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Georges Clemenceau
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
Henry J. Tillman