Fun Quotes
Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.Jim We
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katherine Hepburn
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.Sun - Tzu
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.Voltaire
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.Dr. Seuss
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.William Faulkne
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.Amelia Earhart
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.Jim Rohn
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy
The proper function of man is to live - Not to exist.Jack London
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.Jerry Seinfeld
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self - Critical?Alan Perlis
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.Mark Twain
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.Thomas Carlyle
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.Tom Robbins
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.Dennis Mille
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.An Wang
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band - Aid remedies never last.Jack Nicklaus
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.Dave Barry
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean Baudrillard
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.Andrew Soloman, The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.George Bernard Shaw
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
The evolution of consciousness culminates in an all - Inclusive consciousness that functions in the context of the infinite and the eternal.Phiroz Mehta
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - - That is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurbe
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.F. J. Raymond
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.William Feathe
Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.Albert Schweitze
In short, the building becomes a theatrical demonstration of its functional ideal. In this romanticism, High - Tech architecture is, of course, no different in spirit - If totally different in form - From all the romantic architecture of the past.Dan Cruickshank
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended - Not very well. They understood that if you move too quickly, our democracy will be less responsible to the majority.Barber B. Conable, J
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.Raymond Loewy


