Fun Quotes

Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Mark twain - i did not attend his funeral, but i wrote a nice...
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
Amelia Earhart
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Maybe most people were fundamentally contradictory. The real people at any rate.
Tom Robbins
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
By listening to his language of his locality the poet begins to learn his craft. It is his function to lift, by use of imagination and the language he hears, the material conditions and appearances of his environment to the sphere of the intelligence where they will have new currency.
William Carlos Williams
Dave barry - skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down...
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.
Nathan M. Pusey
Philip dormer stanhope chesterfield - man is more himself, man is more manlike, when...
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
Henry Fielding
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
Clive
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.
Hermann Hesse
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
An Wang
It is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self - Consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.
John W. N. Sullivan
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred Allen
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Norman Maile
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Dave Barry
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.
Jim Rohn
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw