Fun Quotes

You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.
Joe Schwartz
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
Frank herbert, chapterhouse dune, mentat fixe - ready comprehension is often a knee - jerk...
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters".
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
Frank Zappa, Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Katherine hepburn - if you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the...
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.
Sigmund Freud
Jerry seinfeld - there is no such thing as fun for the whole...
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can never be solved but only outgrown.
Carl Jung
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....
John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Funny - Peculiar or funny - Ha - Ha.
Ian Hay
The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
Grayson Kirk
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
Lionel Richie
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
Sir Thomas Beecham
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.
Jesse Louis Jackson
Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
An Wang
Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty that what we believe is not necessarily true that what we like is not necessarily good and that all questions are open.
Clive
Are we having fun yet.
Carol Burnett
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Jerry Seinfeld