Fun Quotes

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Child Age 13

Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun.

Mary Lou Cook

Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug - Of - war. Two opposing sides need to continually struggle for dominance, but at no time can either side be permitted to walk away with the rope.

Pete Holiday

Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.

Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringe

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince".

Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.

Sun - Tzu

People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.

Lionel Richie

The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.

Joe Namath

Before all else, each of us must take a fundamental risk - - To be true to ourselves.

Jim We

The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.

Sir Thomas Beecham

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.

Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality.

Albert Schweitze

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jean Baudrillard

If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.

Henry Commage

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andrew A. Rooney

You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble.

Joe Schwartz

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Unknown

I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.

Mark Twain

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Mary Wilson Little

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends and Influence People

The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.

Bertrand Russell