Fun Quotes

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
Quentin crisp - life was a funny thing that occured on the way to...

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Child Age 13
Funny is an attitude.
Flip Wilson
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I was at his house and that tied - Up man with the gag in his mouth came hopping out of the closet and started yelling that HE was really my grandfather and the other guy was an imposter and to run for help. Who was that guy Oh, well, never saw HIM again.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Thomas dewa - minds are like parachutes... they only function...

Thomas hardy - the fundamental error of their matrimonial union...
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - And neither can stop the march of events.
Robert A. Heinlein
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
Form follows function.
Louis Henri Sullivan
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
If kids come to us educatorsteachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important.
Barbara Colorose
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.
Ernest Hemingway
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh Because it is a gravely religious matter it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself.
Bernard Iddings Bell
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw
The test of a first - Rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Mille
Ready comprehension is often a knee - Jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.
Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse Dune, Mentat Fixe
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred Allen
Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but with a special function of its own in human experience.
Johann Huizinga
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Unknown
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringe
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some six feet tall, typically ponderous in construction, more traditional than functional, their distinction is largely their noisy communication of essentially commonplace information.
W, Willard Wirtz
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
Author Unknown
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvie
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
Between the amateur and the professional... there is a difference not only in degree but in kind. The skillful man is, within the function of his skill, a different psychological organization... A tennis player or a watchmaker or an airplane pilot is an automatism but he is also criticism and wisdom.
Bernard De Voto
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Aldous Huxley
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Jerry Seinfeld
People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Guy Davenport