Fun Quotes

The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurbe
George carlin, you are all diseased - you have to be realistic about terrorism. certain...

Some people think only intellect counts knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.
Dean Koontz
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
Margaret lowenfeld - play is an essential function of the passage from...

Mark twain - i did not attend his funeral, but i wrote a nice...
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.
Ernest Hemingway
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little
Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Bertrand Russell
A three - Year - Old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty - Six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract on a temporary feeling.
Thomas Hardy
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.
We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that only he who is in a fundamental sense a scholar - That is, a person who continues to learn and inquire - Can hope to keep pace, let alone play the role of guide.
Nathan M. Pusey
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp
Engineers are all basically high - Functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow, Eastern Standard Tribe, 2004
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
Dwight D Eisenhowe
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Norman Maile
I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own true nature might never be known.
David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Elaine Agathe
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andrew A. Rooney
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.
Henry Commage
Deliberation is the function of many, action is the function of one.
Charles De Gaulle
The artist has one function - - To affirm and glorify life.
W. Edward Brown
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Yasutani Roshi
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
The human mind is our fundamental resource.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - Disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.
Emma Thompson, Vanity Fai
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Katherine Hepburn
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - Sweet fundamental things such as love.
Laura Ingalls Wilde
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.
Jim Rohn
One must not be mean with the affections what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.
Sigmund Freud
Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.
Unknown
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
The vice - President of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred Allen