Smart Quotes

Al franken - im good enough, im smart enough, and dog - gone...
Dick solomon, 3rd rock from the sun - on this planet, there are people with talents and...

Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.
Old School
Garrison keillo - some luck lies in not getting what you thought...
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.
John C. Maxwell
Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass.
So I Married an Axe Murdere

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.
James Randi
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Socrates
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having smart people with access to state - Of - The - Art technology.
Robert E. Kahn
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.
Bernard Avishai
None of us is as smart as all of us.
Phil Condit
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions.
Scott Adams
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.
Bernard Avishai
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
Julius Rosenwald
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field.
Jim Boulton
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Socrates
When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
R. H. Grant
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
George Burns
Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass.
Henry Seely
I? m good enough, I? m smart enough, and dog - Gone it, people like me.
Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 205
I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Moby, quoted on CNN. com, March 2005
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Annie Gottlie
Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious database outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding ten million to one. This database is the source of your hidden, natural genius. In other words, a part of you is much smarter than you are. The wise people regularly consult that smarter part.
Michael J. Gel
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Laurence J. Pete