Idiot Quotes

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Mark twain - suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a...

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
Cynthia Heimel
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
Walter Ke

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
Horace Mann
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
Martin Tuppe
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark Twain
Idiots... nothing can live forever.
Magus Dactylus, Chronotrigge
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
Salvador dali - the first man to compare the cheeks of a young...
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot - Proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
William Dukane
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Miriam Defensor Santiago, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993
The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
Arabic Prove
To generalize is to be an idiot.
William Blake
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Terry Pratchett
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Mark Twain
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
George Eliot, Middlemarch
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
Elbert Hubbard
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less, idiots; and three thirds, more or less, poltroons.
H. L. Mencken
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant idiot.
Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That struts and frets his Hour upon the Stage, And then is heard no more; It is a tall Tale, Told by an Idiot, full of Sound and Fury, Signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act V, Scene V (MacBeth)
What do you take me for, an idiot.
Charles De Gaulle
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience.
John Guerrero
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
Life is a tale told by an idiot - - Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Salvador Dali, from Dialogues with Marcel Duchamp, by Pierre Cabanne, 1987, pp. 13 - 14
How could I lose to such an idiot?
A shout from chess grandmaster Aaron Nimzovich
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot - Proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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