Marriage Quotes

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things and in that sense it is more ideal and less subject to trouble than marriage is.
George Santayana

Robert louis stevenson - marriage: a long conversation chequered by...
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Voltaire
Professor irwin corey - marriage is like a bank account. you put it in,...
I know some good marriages - - Marriages where both people are just trying to get through their days by helping each other, being good to each other.
Erica Jong

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Calvin Trillin
Politics doesn? t make strange bedfellows - - Marriage does.
Groucho Marx
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries
Amanda cross - odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact...
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Leon Botstein
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with.
Author Unknown
The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.
Sir Harold George Nicolson
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Woody Allen
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds.
William Shakespeare, Sonnet cxvi
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
Oscar Levant
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
Kathleen Norris
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
Joe Moore
Being able to support oneself allows one to choose a marriage out of love and not just economic dependence. It also allows one to risk that marriage.
Gloria Steinem
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudne
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
Robert Oxton Bolt
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Hoshang N. Akhta
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that sense it is more ideal and less subject to trouble than marriage is.
George Santayana
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Dr. Karl Bowman
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Henry Louis Mencken
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
Mark Twain
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.
Phyllis McGinley
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.
George Jean Nathan
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
George Eliot
Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself.
Pearl S. Buck
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.
David Ben - Gurion
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
H. L. Mencken
Marriage should be a duet - - when one sings, the other claps.
Joe Murray
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
It should be a very happy marriage - - - They are both so much in love with him.
Irene Thomas
Whoever said Marriage is a 5 - 5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Wilson Mizne
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.
Oscar Wilde, , in a letter to his friend, Frances Forbes - Robertson, who had invited him to her wedding in London, but Wilde wa