Kiss Quotes

While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.

Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.

Thomas Carlyle

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Jonathan Swift

Kiss the hand of him who can renounce what he has publicly taught, when convicted of his error and who, with heartfelt joy, embraces the truth, though with the sacrifice of favorite opinions.

Johann Kaspar Lavate

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

Jerome K. Jerome

What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.

Robert Herrick

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Andy Warhol

A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity.

V. P. Skippe

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Jimi Hendrix

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Maupassant

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.

Thomas Carlyle

Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.

Anon.

You are the most beautiful girl that has ever lived, and it is worth dying to have kissed you.

Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953)

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

Barbara Bush

All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.

Harry S Truman

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.

American Prove

For they are yet ear - Kissing arguments.

William Shakespeare

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.

Barbara Bush

Let the beauty we love be what we do. There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.

Jelaluddin Rumi

When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.

H. L. Mencken

Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.

Adm. Horatio Nelson, last words, 21 Oct 1805.

More than kisses, letters mingle souls.

John Donne

In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss and fight... Not people die but worlds die in them.

John Greenleaf Whittie

Oh, what lies there are in kisses!

Heinrich Heine

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

Johann von Goethe

Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.

Rupert Brooke

A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.

Victor Hugo

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

H. L. Mencken

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Helen Rowland

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

Rupert Brooke

Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

Matt Groening

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - The little, soon forgotten charities of a kiss or a smile, a kind look or heartfelt compliment.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The koward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword.

Oscar Wilde

Faithful are the wounds of a friend but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.

Aesop

A kiss, is the physical transgression of the mental connection which has already taken place.

Tanielle Naus