On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.Ralph Kine
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.Erma Bombeck
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.Hugh Elliott
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.Ogden Nash
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.John Herschel Glenn, Jr.