Birthday Quotes

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash

On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

Ralph Kine

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Herschel Glenn, Jr.