Birthday Quotes

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.
Hugh Elliott
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Ralph Kine
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash