Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.Hugh Elliott
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.Ralph Kine
There is still no cure for the common birthday.John Glenn