For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.Ralph Kine
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.Hugh Elliott
There is still no cure for the common birthday.John Glenn
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.Erma Bombeck