A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.Ogden Nash
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.Ralph Kine
There is still no cure for the common birthday.John Glenn
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.John Herschel Glenn, Jr.