Cats Quotes

Steven wright - if toast always lands butter - side down, and...
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first - Rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985

All cats are gray in the dark.
Benjamin Franklin
If toast always lands butter - Side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
Sonjay anand - the purpose of a liberal arts education is to...
Terry pratchet, sourcery - i meant, said ipslore bitterly, what is there in...

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Alan Holbrook
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Henry James
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Abraham Lincoln, On Marriage
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt, p. 215
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Jacquelyn Mitchard, The Deep End of the Ocean
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
Agnes Repplie
In the night all cats are gray.
Miguel de Cervantes
After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni.
American Indian Prove
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitze
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
Robertson Davies
Poets generally love cats - - Because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Marion Garretty
I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at you, summing you up, surely to your detriment, with that unnerving, unwinking, appraising stare.
Joyce Strange
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Missy Dizick
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
Stephen Bake
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it. Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice.
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you scratch my back, you scratch my back.
David Fisher, Conversations with My Cat