Coffee Quotes

There are three intolerable things in life - Cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Orson Welles
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
George Eliot
John fellows akers - after a heated argument on some trivial matter...
Ralph waldo emerson - tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid,...
The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.
Mark Twain, Greatly Exaggerated

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln
The superiority of chocolate hot chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain...
Thomas Jefferson
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
This coffee plunges into the stomach... the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop... the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp - Shooters.
Honore de Balzac
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Zora Neale Hurston
COFFEE. EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Anon.