Fishing Quotes

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Steven Wright

If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you tell them nothing, they go fishing.

Harry S Truman

Time is but the stream I go a - Fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.

Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Don Marquis

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

Jimmy Cannon

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.

Samuel Johnson

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe... I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish... laughing at me.

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