Football Quotes

Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.

Pressbox Maxim

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck

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Joe Bob Briggs

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

Vince Lombardi

The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well - Educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football.

Mark White

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

John Heisman

Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.

Lyndon Baines Johnson

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.

Dwight D Eisenhowe

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Joe Theismann

College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.

H. L. Mencken

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Schula

Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.

Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.

Vince Lombardi

Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure.

Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football)

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

George Will

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Fran Lebowitz

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

Bill Watterson

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field.

Jim Boulton

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.

Joe Theismann, Former quarterback

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Lewis Grizzard