Football Quotes

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Pressbox maxim - playing football in the morning is like eating...

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
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Joe Bob Briggs
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis Grizzard
Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure.
Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football)
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
George Will
Jim boulton - baseball players are smarter than football...
People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.
Vince Lombardi
Dave barry - sharks are as tough as those football fans who...
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well - Educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football.
Mark White
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
Dwight D Eisenhowe
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
Lyndon Baines Johnson
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
John Heisman
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.
H. L. Mencken
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Don Schula
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Bill Watterson
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will