Football Quotes
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.Vince Lombardi
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.Dwight D Eisenhowe
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field.Jim Boulton
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.John Heisman
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.Pressbox Maxim
Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.Lyndon Baines Johnson
Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure.Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football)
People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.Vince Lombardi
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.George Will
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.Erma Bombeck
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.Don Schula
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.Bill Watterson
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.George Will
SURE - FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.Joe Bob Briggs
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.Dave Barry
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well - Educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football.Mark White
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.Lewis Grizzard
