Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.Erma Bombeck
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.William Shakespeare, Henry V
All my games were political games I was, like Joan of Arc, perpetually being burned at the stake.Indira Nehru Gandhi
The police..... always wanting to play games.Maude (Ruth Gordon), from the movie "Harold & Maude".
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all others are games.Ernest Hemingway
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.Dave Barry
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.Erma Bombeck