Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.Dave Barry
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.William Shakespeare, Henry V
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.Erma Bombeck
The police..... always wanting to play games.Maude (Ruth Gordon), from the movie "Harold & Maude".
There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest are games.Earnest Hemingway
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.Erma Bombeck
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all others are games.Ernest Hemingway