Hockey Quotes

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
Pierre Trudeau
Trevanian from the novel

Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Happy Gilmore
Rodney dangerfield - i went to a fight the other night, and a hockey...