Hockey Quotes

Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek, and clear of eye. She seemed somehow incomplete without her hockey stick.
Trevanian from the novel "Shibumi".
Happy gilmore - happy during high school, i played junior hockey...

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
Pierre Trudeau
Rodney dangerfield - i went to a fight the other night, and a hockey...