Internet Quotes

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Penn Jillette, in a Compuserve chat

Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.

Karl Kleinpaste

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.

Esther Dyson, Interview in Time Magazine, October 2005

There are two things in particular that it the computer industry failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet...; the other was the fact that the century would end.

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt