Internet Quotes

There are two things in particular that it the computer industry failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet...; the other was the fact that the century would end.

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

Andrew Brown

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Penn Jillette, in a Compuserve chat

Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.

Karl Kleinpaste