Internet Quotes

There are two things in particular that it the computer industry failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet...; the other was the fact that the century would end.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Karl Kleinpaste

Esther dyson, interview in time magazine, october 2005 - the internet is like alcohol in some sense. it...
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Andrew Brown
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn Jillette, in a Compuserve chat