Mothers Quotes

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
George Carlin
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow - Minded and dull, but also just stupid.
J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix".

Bern williams - sooner or later we all quote our mothers....
Camille paglia - teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones...
Jewish prove - god could not be everywhere, and therefore he...
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite

Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.
Laurie Jo Wojcik
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Benjamin McLane Spock
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Margaret Mead
Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko, columnist
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.
The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988)
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Aristotle
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Anon.
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite