Mothers Quotes

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Jewish Prove
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.
The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988)

Anon. - god could not be everywhere and therefore he made...
Cathy guisewite - food, love, career, and mothers, the four major...
George carlin - i thought about how mothers feed their babies...
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
Benjamin McLane Spock

Men are what their mothers made them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
Camille Paglia
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
Bern Williams
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.
Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Margaret Mead
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.
Laurie Jo Wojcik
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow - Minded and dull, but also just stupid.
J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix".
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko, columnist