God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.Anon.
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.Laurie Jo Wojcik
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.Benjamin McLane Spock
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.Aristotle
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.Jewish Prove
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988)
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.Camille Paglia
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?George Carlin
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.Mike Royko, columnist
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow - Minded and dull, but also just stupid.J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix".
Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.Cathy Guisewite
Men are what their mothers made them.Ralph Waldo Emerson