Mothers Quotes

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Mike Royko, columnist

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.

Jewish Prove

Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.

Margaret Mead

Men are what their mothers made them.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

Aristotle

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow - Minded and dull, but also just stupid.

J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix".

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Cathy Guisewite

Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.

Cathy Guisewite

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

Anon.

Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.

Bern Williams

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

Benjamin McLane Spock

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.

Pearl Buck, quoted in O Magazine, May 2003

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

George Carlin