Statistics Quotes

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Mark Twain
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Stanley Marcus
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain

Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Evan Esa
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Sir Winston Churchill
Mark twain - there are lies, damned lies, and statistics....
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Wallace Irwin
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - - For support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Aaron levenstein - statistics are like bikinis. what they reveal is...
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.
Sir Winston Churchill