Statistics Quotes

Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
Mark Twain
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.
Sir Winston Churchill

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - - For support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Stanley Marcus
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Mark Twain

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Aaron Levenstein
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Fletcher knebel - smoking is one of the leading causes of...
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Wallace Irwin
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Evan Esa
Sir winston churchill - statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used...
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain