Statistics Quotes

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Mark Twain
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.
Sir Winston Churchill

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Aaron Levenstein
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Sir Winston Churchill
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Wallace Irwin

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
Mark twain - statistics show that we lose more fools on this...
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Stanley Marcus
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Evan Esa
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel
Andrew lang - he uses statistics as a drunken man uses...
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain