Dogs Quotes
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?Neil Gaiman
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.Alexander Pope
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.Josef Stalin
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.William Shakespeare
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.Aldous Huxley
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.Indian Prove
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.William Penn
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.Roger Caras
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.Christopher Hampton
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.Oliver Herford
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.Italian Prove
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.Elizabeth Taylo
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel - Fed dogs myself - - You know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.Charles E. Wilson
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.Joe Gores
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals.Homer, The Iliad
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Rita Rudne
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!Sonjay Anand
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.Joseph Stalin
Cowardly dogs bark loudest.John Webster, The White Devil (1612)
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 1
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.Jeanne - Marie Roland
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.Madame de Stael
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.James Thurbe
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp - Post how it feels about dogs.Christopher Hampton
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.Robert Burton
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Sir Winston Churchill
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.Charles De Gaulle
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.Gloria Allred
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.Max Eastman
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.John Osborne
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.Benjamin Franklin
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.Dave Barry
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for - To bite when he feels like it On military preparedness.Nikita Khrushchev
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.Andrew A. Rooney
Life..... is a series of dogs.George Carlin
