Humor Quotes

Humor is a rubber sword - - It allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Mary Hirsch

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Robert Benchley

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon

Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.

George Saintsbury

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

Tom Masson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby