Laughter Quotes
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one.Henry Mille
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.Karl Barth
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.Maryanne Radmacher - Hershey, 1995
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - - Even poverty - - You can survive it.Bill Cosby
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.Kurt Vonnegut
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third.John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is by far the best ending for one.Oscar Wilde
What was significant about the laughter... was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person... a form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too.Norman Cousins
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.Mark Twain
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.Joseph Addison, The Spectator, September 26, 1712
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.Peter Ustinov
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Groucho Marx
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.Friedrich Nietzsche
Nobody ever died of laughter.Max Beerbohm
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul.Joseph Addison
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.Paul McCartney
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.Bennett Alfred Cerf
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.Anon.
From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.Helen Hayes
The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it is shot through with beauty, with love, with glints of courage and laughter; and in these, the spirit blooms timidly, and struggles to the light amid the thorns.George Santayana
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.Jean Houston
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.Peter Ustinov
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.Joan Lunden, in Healthy Living Magazine
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.Paul McCartney
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Julius Henry Marx
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.Maryanne Radmacher - Hershey
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self - Same well from which your laughter rises was often - Times filled with your tears.Rene Descartes
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.Victor Borge
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.The Talmud
Laughter is inner jogging.Norman Cousins
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.Gordon William Allport
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.E e cummings
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.Allison Kearney