Laughter Quotes

Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
Gordon William Allport

Anon. - bulls make money. bears make money. pigs get...
Allison kearney - laughter is complete rapture vocalized....
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Peter Ustinov
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel.
Eugene Lam

If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Henry Elliot
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
The Talmud
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
Virginia
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain
The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs and the guffaws of scoffers.
Kahlil Gibran
Laughter is by definition healthy.
Doris Lessing
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - - Even poverty - - You can survive it.
Bill Cosby
For a significant man woman, the one thought he values greatly, to the laughter and scorn of insignificant men, is a key to hidden treasure chambers; for those others, it is nothing but a piece of old iron.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry.
Unknown
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Jean Houston
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter - Silvered wings.
John Gillespie Magee
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Joseph Addison, The Spectator, September 26, 1712
Laughter is the first evidence of freedom.
Rosario Castellanos
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.
Peter Ustinov
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Karl Barth
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E e cummings
What was significant about the laughter... was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person... a form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too.
Norman Cousins
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Paul McCartney
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Laughter is inner jogging.
Norman Cousins
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - That man is black at heart mark and avoid him.
Cicero
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut
I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one anothe.
Theodore Hesburgh
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Julius Henry Marx
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
Joan Lunden, in Healthy Living Magazine
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I think that wherever your journey takes you, there are new gods waiting there, with divine patience - - And laughter.
Susan M. Watkins
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
John Weiss
The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it is shot through with beauty, with love, with glints of courage and laughter; and in these, the spirit blooms timidly, and struggles to the light amid the thorns.
George Santayana