Sex Quotes

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
R. d. laing - life is a sexually transmitted disease....
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
Sybil adelman - ok. sex is fine. sex is good. sex is great okay,...
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Pierre Corneille
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen