Sex Quotes
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.Michael Sinz
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.Karl Marx
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.Debra Messing
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.Helen Lawrenson
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.Karl Kraus
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.Marlene Dietrich
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.Woody Allen
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Sex is emotion in motion.Mae West
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.Andy Warhol
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.Marquis de Sade
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.Karl Kraus
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.W. Somerset Maugham
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.This Is Spinal Tap
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.Susan Sontag
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.Joseph Fische
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?Bette Midle
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.Pierre Corneille
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.Henry Kissinge
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.Simone de Beauvoi
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.Sophocles
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.Woody Allen
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.Brigid Brophy
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
God created sex. Priests created marriage.Voltaire
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.Katharine Hepburn
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.George Mikes
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.Dick Brandon
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Woody Allen
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.Mark Twain
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.Jimmy Swaggart
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.Quentin Crisp
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.Becky Rodenbeck
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.Gore Vidal
