Sex Quotes
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.Mary Day Winn
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Woody Allen
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.Brigid Brophy
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.Pierre Corneille
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.Marlene Dietrich
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.John Barrymore
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.Elbert Hubbard
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.Karl Marx
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.W. Somerset Maugham
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.Anonymous
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.Jimmy Demaret
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.W. Somerset Maugham
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.Debra Messing
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.Lorne Bloch
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.Karl Kraus
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.Helen Lawrenson
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.Lord Chesterfield
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.Saint Augustine
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.Fran Lebowitz
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.George Santayana
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.Victor Lownes
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.Margaret Mead
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.Susan Sontag
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.Andy Warhol
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.Quentin Crisp
It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...Elizabeth Cady Stanton
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.Alfred Kinsey
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.Oliver Herford
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.Katharine Graham
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.Gore Vidal
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.Woody Allen
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?Bette Midle
