Sex Quotes

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
George burns - i can remember when the air was clean and sex was...

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Henry kissinge - no one will ever win the battle of the sexes,...
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoi
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Saint Augustine
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische