Sex Quotes

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Oliver herford - darling: the popular form of address used in...

Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Shelly roberts - if male homosexuals are called gay, then female...
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.
Edmund White
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis de Sade
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
G. Stanley Hall
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Pierre Corneille
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal