Sex Quotes

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
James grover thurbe - ours is a precarious language, as every writer...

It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
Edmund white - the aids epidemic has rolled back a big rotting...
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
Shelly Roberts
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Saint Augustine
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley