Sex Quotes

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
Zsa zsa gabo - i know nothing about sex because i was always...
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Elizabeth cady stanton - it would be ridiculous to talk of male and female...
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
This Is Spinal Tap
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoi
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder.
Susan Sontag
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
Shelly Roberts
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes