Sex Quotes

Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.

Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

W. Somerset Maugham

A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.

Victor Lownes

Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.

Becky Rodenbeck

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.

Margaret Mead

Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.

Sophocles

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

Pierre Corneille

Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.

Mary Day Winn

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.

Debra Messing

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Marilyn Monroe

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Bette Midle

Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.

Marylin Monroe

My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.

Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.

George Santayana

Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.

Aldous Huxley

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.

James Arthur Baldwin

There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993

Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.

Marc Maihueird

It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine.... How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

Voltaire

Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Michael Sinz

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.

Helen Lawrenson

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Elbert Hubbard

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.

Anonymous

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.

Oliver Herford

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

Jackie Onassis

Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Fran Lebowitz

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.

Marilyn Monroe

What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.

Marquis de Sade

When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.

Dr. Ruth Westheime

It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.

Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Dick Brandon

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

Jimmy Demaret

Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.

George Mikes

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Lord Chesterfield