Sex Quotes

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Saint Augustine
Jane austen, northanger abbey, 1818 - in every power, of which taste is the foundation,...

There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles
Mae west - sex is emotion in motion....
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen