Sex Quotes

A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes
Shelly roberts - if male homosexuals are called gay, then female...

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
George mikes - continental people have sex - lives the english...
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Pierre Corneille
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
This Is Spinal Tap
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
Sophocles
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
G. Stanley Hall
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.
Edmund White
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis