Sex Quotes

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Fran lebowitz - being a woman is of special interest to aspiring...
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray - my dear boy, no woman is a genius. they are a...
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
Pierre Corneille
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
Shelly Roberts
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill - Up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis de Sade