Sex Quotes

When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
Aldous huxley - chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual...

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
Pierre corneille - love is the extra effort we make in our dealings...
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
Anonymous, Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
This Is Spinal Tap
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you... every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.
Marquis de Sade
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal