Sex Quotes

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Mark twain - of the delights of this world, man cares most for...

Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Anonymous
The mind is not sex - Typed.
Margaret Mead
Anonymous, letter to the editor, the advocate - soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs,...
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey

There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Dick Brandon
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
Saint Augustine
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fische
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall.
Oliver Herford
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
Shelly Roberts
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch