Sex Quotes

Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
Edmund white - the aids epidemic has rolled back a big rotting...

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Terry Pratchett, Hogfathe
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
Michael sinz - programming is like sex one mistake and you have...
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Jimmy Swaggart
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.
George Santayana
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson, Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes".
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
Dr. Ruth Westheime
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
Katharine Graham
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
If male homosexuals are called gay, then female homosexuals should be called ecstatic.
Shelly Roberts
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.
Marquis de Sade
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Marilyn Monroe
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need men for sex... Do we need so many.
Sybil Adelman
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Mille
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex (1950)
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Onassis
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn