Sex Quotes

Woody allen - bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for...
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Helen Lawrenson

Saint augustine - nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations....
Oliver herford - darling: the popular form of address used in...
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
Quentin Crisp
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.
Edmund White

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry. It is, of all transactions, the one in which people expect most from others, and are least honest themselves.
Jane Austen
I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.
Gore Vidal
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.
Lorne Bloch
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
W. Somerset Maugham
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Revelations, 1993
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Continental people have sex - Lives the English have hot - water bottles.
George Mikes
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis
The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
Alfred Kinsey
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran Lebowitz
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Brigid Brophy
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty - Five are either homosexual or really smart.
Becky Rodenbeck
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense, and one sex from the other.
James Grover Thurbe
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Elbert Hubbard
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
Mary Day Winn
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Marylin Monroe
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.
Karl Kraus
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, because there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinge
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Gore Vidal
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
Marc Maihueird
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Bette Midle
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Debra Messing
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Woody Allen
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Karl Kraus
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore