Week Quotes

John shirley - weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good...
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
Robert cecil - examples is more forcible than precept. people...
Henry kissinge - there cannot be a crisis next week. my schedule...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.
Author Unknown
If I am to die, this is the week for it. - - John F. Kennedy to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot, June 1962.
John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days, " by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.
Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe Lewis
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week.
Eric Temple Bell
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
A week is a long time in politics.
Harold Wilson
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Airplane
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.
Robert Jones Burdette
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffe
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
Someday is not a day of the week.
Anonymous
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.
Woody Allen