Week Quotes

Woody allen - not only is there no god, but try getting a...
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca

George bernard shaw - few people think more than two or three times a...
Will rogers - take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would...
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove

America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week.
Eric Temple Bell
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinge
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
Robert Joseph Bob Dole
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
George S. Patton
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.
Author Unknown
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003
Someday is not a day of the week.
Anonymous
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Airplane
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
If I am to die, this is the week for it. - - John F. Kennedy to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot, June 1962.
John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days, " by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe Lewis
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
Will Rogers
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Elbert Hubbard
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
Margaret Mead
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.
John Sloan Dickey
It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.
Gareth Roberts
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffe