Week Quotes

W. c. fields, in richard j. anobile -
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw

Woody allen - not only is there no god, but try getting a...
Mark twain - i must have a prodigious quantity of mind it...
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa

Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
Graham Greene
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinge
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.
John Sloan Dickey
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
Someday is not a day of the week.
Anonymous
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
Margaret Mead
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week.
Eric Temple Bell
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
A week is a long time in politics.
Harold Wilson
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
Will Rogers
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.
Author Unknown
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
If I am to die, this is the week for it. - - John F. Kennedy to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot, June 1962.
John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days, " by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffe
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Elbert Hubbard
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw