Week Quotes

John shirley - weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good...
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
Eric temple bell - any impatient student of mathematics or science...
Henry kissinge - there cannot be a crisis next week. my schedule...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca
A week is a long time in politics.
Harold Wilson
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.
Woody Allen
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Airplane
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe Lewis
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
Walter Slezak
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
Mark Twain
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
Margaret Mead
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
Will Rogers
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
Graham Greene
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.
Robert Jones Burdette
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
Robert Joseph Bob Dole
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.
Author Unknown
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.
Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004