Week Quotes

George bernard shaw - few people think more than two or three times a...
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".

Walter slezak - you have to work years in hit shows to make...
John sloan dickey - the american male at the peak of his physical...
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
Robert Joseph Bob Dole
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.
Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004

Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
If I am to die, this is the week for it. - - John F. Kennedy to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot, June 1962.
John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days, " by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca
Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week.
Eric Temple Bell
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
Margaret Mead
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
Graham Greene
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
A week is a long time in politics.
Harold Wilson
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.
Mark Twain
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffe
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Elbert Hubbard
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe Lewis
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion that will cover the other six days of the week.
Author Unknown
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen