Week Quotes

Doug larson - if all the cars in the united states were placed...
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore

Woody allen - for a while we pondered whether to take a...
Eric temple bell - any impatient student of mathematics or science...
You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.
Walter Slezak
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The shortage of student loans may require... divestiture of certain sorts - Stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three - weeks - At - The - Beach divestiture.
William John Bennett
God pays, but not weekly wages.
Polish Prove
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003
My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly magazine be your entertainment.
Britney Spears, on her web site, October 2004
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.
Woody Allen
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
Quentin Crisp
If I am to die, this is the week for it. - - John F. Kennedy to aide John McClone in response to a CIA report about rumours of an assassination plot, June 1962.
John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days, " by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry. Two carefree days, kept sacredly free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday And the other day I do not worry about is Tomorrow.
Robert Jones Burdette
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited by all sorts of nervous conflicts... I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.
Albert Einstein
It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.
Gareth Roberts
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. Saluting crew of the Apollo 11.
Richard Milhous Nixon
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
George Bernard Shaw
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Richard Diran
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Seneca
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
Elbert Hubbard
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Airplane
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L. A., my answer has been direct and simple Who is to blame for the riots The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings The killers are to blame.
Dan Quayle
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week... to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Alice Walke
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
Margaret Mead
The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160 big white horses across the scenes of an increasingly open society, with weekend money in his pocket and with little prior exposure to trouble and tragedy, personifies an accident going to happen.
John Sloan Dickey
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex - Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon - See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
Robert Joseph Bob Dole
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Airplane
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years.
Graham Greene
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.
Robert Cecil
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa