Week Quotes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Woody Allen

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels".

Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.

Mark Twain

Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

John Shirley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewrite.

Woody Allen

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

Richard Diran

Someday is not a day of the week.

Anonymous

It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week.

Gareth Roberts

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003