Women Quotes

Groucho marx - anyone who says he can see through women is...
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken

Lyndon b. johnson - i want to make a policy statement. i am...
Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.
Barbara Bush
Roy blount jr. - studying literature at harvard is like learning...
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
Katherine Hepburn
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Alice Thomas Ellis
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Douglas Adams
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H. L. Mencken
I hate women because they always know where things are.
James Thurbe
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.
Harry S Truman
Character is what God and the angels know of us; reputation is what men and women think of us.
Horace Mann
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Kilgore Trout, Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut. Page 19.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Rosanne Ba
To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I married beneath me - All women do.
Nancy Asto
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
Brian Tracy
I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair ahead of us, I see America in the crimson light of a rising sun fresh from the burning, creative hand of God. I see great days ahead, great days possible to men and women of will and vision.
Carl Sandburg
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosle
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
W. Somerset Maugham
The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.
Carey Bowman
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Henry Louis Mencken
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
Sacha Guitry
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
Margaret Mead
Well behaved women seldom make history.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it.... While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it.
Learned Hand, jurist
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The nature of men and women - Their essential nature - Is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.
W. Somerset Maugham
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
Robert A. Heinlein
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
Elsa Schiaparelli
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
Jerry Seinfeld
Because the women are watching.
T. E. Lawrence, ... when asked, Why do men go to war?
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
Eleanor Roosevelt
The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women? merely adored.
Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
Because women live creatively, they rarely experience the need to depict or write about that which to them is a primary experience and which men know only at a second remove. Women create naturally, men create artificially.
Ashley Montagu
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.
Anna Russell