Women Quotes
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.Alice Thomas Ellis
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive - - Like famine victims.Dana Hatch
Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty - Two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.Bill Cosby
Women prefer men who have something tender about them - - Especially the legal kind.Kay Ingram
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are over.Bella Abzug
But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round... as a good time a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut - Up hearts freely.Charles Dickens
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.Margaret Mead
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.Paris Hilton
The true republic men, their rights and nothing more women, their rights and nothing less.Franklin P. Adams
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.Ogden Nash
Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles.Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Baby Blues, 1994
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.Katharine Hepburn
The world is full of women blindsided by the unceasing demands of motherhood, still flabbergasted by how a job can be terrific and torturous.Anna Quindlen, O Magazine, May 2003
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.W. Somerset Maugham
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as possible.Margaret Mead
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops
The nature of men and women - Their essential nature - Is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.W. Somerset Maugham
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.Eleanor Roosevelt
The bravest thing that men do is love women.Mort Sahl
The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women - Of all classes - Detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion - Mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.George Eliot
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.H. L. Mencken
I married beneath me - All women do.Nancy Asto
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.Warren Buffett
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.Susan B. Anthony
The society of women is the element of good manners.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.Marya Mannes
Of women I do not wish them to have power over men but over themselves.Mary Wollstonecraft
The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women? merely adored.Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are not content to be the sort of beings that God has made them, but try to persuade themselves that they are really beings of some different kind.Eric Mascall
Because the women are watching.T. E. Lawrence, ... when asked, Why do men go to war?
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.George Santayana
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.Helena Rubenstein
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.Fran Lebowitz
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.Harry S Truman
