Money Quotes
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.Paul Louis Courie
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.Joe Moore
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.Henry David Thoreau, Simplify simplify
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.Ezra Bowen
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.Anonymous
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.Joey Bishop
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.Ralph Waldo Emerson
We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.Anthony Burgess
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Woody Allen
If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him to account. If someone makes a promise, see that it is kept If you have to be a pest, then be one, and be proud of it.Donald G. Smith
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.Kin [F. McKinney] Hubbard
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?George Carlin
How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form.Stanton Delaplane
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.Henry Ford
The most efficient labor - Saving device is still money.Franklin P Jones
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.Victoria Billings
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.G. Gordon Liddy
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.Ann Landers
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.Horace, Epistles
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.Benjamin Disraeli
Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money.Deane Jordan
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.Arthur Schopenhaue
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.Larry Wilde
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.A. J. Liebling
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river has been poisoned Only when the last fish has been caught Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.Cree Indian Prophecy
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.Andy Warhol
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.Lana Turne
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.Dick Gregory
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.Henry Ford
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.Dorothy Parke
Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant temperaments, regardless of money, making it, or success.Joyce
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - - That the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.Norman O. Brown
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.George Bernard Shaw
Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.Ludwig van Beethoven
Lack of money is the root of all evil.George Bernard Shaw
Many people seem to think that opportunity means a chance to get money without earning it.Author Unknown
