Money Quotes

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esa

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Robert W. Sarnoff

Only sick music makes money today.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands of extra police officers on the beat in our local communities.

Tony Blair, Speech to the Labor Party Conference 3 October 1995

I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

Mark Twain

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.

Anon.

With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.

Jewish Prove

Like having your own licence to print money.

Lord Thomson of Fleet

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

Will Rogers

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - - That the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.

Norman O. Brown

Creativity comes from zeal to do something, generally it is to make some money.

B. J. Gupta

There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a lot of money.

David Williamson

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Adlai Ewing Stevenson

I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.

Marilyn Monroe

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

Lady Asto

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Mark Twain

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

Our institutions and values are in jeopardy as the mores of the market pervade all social life in this country. Loyalty, honesty, courage, discipline, patriotism, and commitment to family are being crowded out by the goals and rules of economic rationality - - Do whatever makes the most money.

Barry Schwartz

Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll.... beaner on the outs.

Donnie Brasco

Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, - - which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and - - watch that basket.

Mark Twain

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

Doug Casey, Investment guru; author of "Crisis Investing".

Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.

Igor Stravinski

Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

Frank McKinney Hubbard

On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money.

Susan Butler Anderson

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.

Voltaire, The Portable Voltaire

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.

Mother Theresa

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

Katharine Whitehorn

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.

Jerry Gellis

The most efficient labor - Saving device is still money.

Franklin P Jones

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Nicholas Murray Butle

Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.

Larry Wilde

Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.

Harry S Truman

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Unknown

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Donald Trump, "Trump: Art of the Deal".

Money is a good servant, but a poor master.

Dominique Bouhours

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.

John Ciardi

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

Humphrey Bogart

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason