Money Quotes
Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.Frank McKinney Hubbard
He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.W. Somerset Maugham
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.Margaret Young
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.Ann Landers
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.Evan Esa
It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.Samuel Butle
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.Henry Ford
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.Benjamin Disraeli
If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more, If you lose faith you lose all.Eleanor Roosevelt
There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a lot of money.David Williamson
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup" 1934
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.W. Somerset Maugham
What? s the use of happiness? It can? t buy you money.Henny Youngman
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.David Richerby
When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.Prophet Mohammed
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.Mark Twain
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.Kin Hubbard
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too.W. Somerset Maugham
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.George Bernard Shaw
The ways by which you may get money almost without exception lead downward. - From Live Without Principle.Henry David Thoreau
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.George Carlin, George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - - Or dollars. Take your choice - - There is no other.Ayn Rand
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.Larry Wilde
Adults are just children who earn money.Kenneth Branaugh
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.Senator Everett Dirksen
The most popular labor - Saving device is still money.Phyllis George
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.Henry David Thoreau
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.Joe Moore
The most efficient labor - Saving device is still money.Franklin P Jones
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.Wystan Hugh Auden
A fool and his money are soon parted.Thomas Tusse
I love to go to Washington - - If only to be near my money.Bob Hope
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.Mark Russell
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.Kin Hubbard
Like having your own licence to print money.Lord Thomson of Fleet
Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.Igor Stravinski
