Money Quotes

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
Anthony Burgess
W. somerset maugham - the value of money is that with it we can tell...

Anon. - bulls make money. bears make money. pigs get...
The most popular labor - Saving device is still money.
Phyllis George
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Nicholas Murray Butle
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Voltaire
Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.
Victoria Billings
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.
Joe Moore
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
W. Somerset Maugham
Groucho marx - money frees you from doing things you dislike....
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Jonathan Swift
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
Jerry Show me the money.
Jerry Maguire
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
Margaret Young
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.
Voltaire, Letter (1769)
Corporations have been enthroned.... An era of corruption in high places will follow and the money power will endeavor to prolong its reign by working on the prejudices of the people... until wealth is aggregated in a few hands... and the Republic is destroyed.
Abraham Lincoln
Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.
Igor Stravinski
A job is what we do for money work is what we do for love.
Marysarah Quinn
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - - That the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.
Norman O. Brown
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.
Henry Ford
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.
S. Barry Lipkin
Ready money works great cures.
French Prove
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.
Harry S Truman
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.
George Jean Nathan
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
Will Rogers
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and earning money.
John Updike
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man cannot so properly be said to possess wealth, as that may be said to possess him.
Francis Bacon
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.
Edmund White
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money.
Simone Weil
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.
B. J. Gupta
Money talks... but all mine ever says is good - Bye.
Anon.
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.
Arthur Schopenhaue
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. Fields
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.
Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC