Money Quotes

If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
J. Paul Getty
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.
Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962
Thinking in its lower grades, is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
Havelock Ellis
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Dolly Parton

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
Rick Reilly
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esa
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.
Sir Henry Taylo
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
Assyrian Prove
Ayn rand - so you think that money is the root of all evil....
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Robert W. Sarnoff
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turne
Business is a good game - Lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.
Atari founder Nolan Bushnell
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
Josh Billings
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.
Louisa May Alcott
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - - Friends?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Nicholas Murray Butle
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Samuel Butler, Erewhon (1872)
Instead of wasting hundreds of millions of pounds on compulsory ID cards as the Tory Right demand, let that money provide thousands of extra police officers on the beat in our local communities.
Tony Blair, Speech to the Labor Party Conference 3 October 1995
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.
Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.
Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Kin Hubbard
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
Horace, Epistles
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.
Henry Ford
Time is money.
Benjamin Franklin
Why is the man or woman who invests all your money called a broker?
George Carlin
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
J. Paul Getty
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Senator Everett Dirksen
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Thomas Tusse
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Ogden Nash
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.
Lord Mancroft
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.
Joe Moore
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Will Rogers
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.
Sam Walton
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Sir Thomas More, Works
Money often costs too much.
Ralph Waldo Emerson