Money Quotes

On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money.
Susan Butler Anderson
Henny youngman - what? s the use of happiness? it can? t buy you...

La bruyere - nothing more clearly show how little god esteems...
Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
Adlai Ewing Stevenson
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
David Richerby

Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
Larry Wilde
I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success, by how much money it makes, not the satisfaction to the individual.
John Fellows Akers
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it.
Izaak Walton
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - - Friends?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friedrich nietzsche - only sick music makes money today....
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Nicholas Murray Butle
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
Charles De Talleyrand
Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures.
Henry Anatole Grunwald
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.
Louisa May Alcott
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
Horace, Epistles
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The deepest American dream is not the hunger for money or fame it is the dream of settling down, in peace and freedom and cooperation, in the promised land.
Scott Russell Sanders
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.
Jewish Prove
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense which enables you to enjoy the other five.
W. Somerset Maugham
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.
Heinrich Heine
Men who accomplish great things in the industrial world are the ones who have faith in the money producing power of ideas.
Charles Fillmore
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Voltaire
The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.
A. J. Liebling
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Charles Schwa
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
Margaret Young
Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.
Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC
The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.
Humphrey Bogart
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Ready money works great cures.
French Prove
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Sam Ewig
Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant temperaments, regardless of money, making it, or success.
Joyce
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Ogden Nash
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry.
S. Barry Lipkin
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
Mark Russell
Never spend your money before you have it.
Thomas Jefferson