Money Quotes

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

Will Rogers

Our institutions and values are in jeopardy as the mores of the market pervade all social life in this country. Loyalty, honesty, courage, discipline, patriotism, and commitment to family are being crowded out by the goals and rules of economic rationality - - Do whatever makes the most money.

Barry Schwartz

Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - - Or dollars. Take your choice - - There is no other.

Ayn Rand

Humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon? laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution? these can lift at a colossal humbug? push it a little? weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger, chapter 10 (1916)

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

Mark Twain

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

A. J. Liebling

Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets in and continues till he becomes suckable again.

B. J. Gupta

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.

Rebecca Johnson

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

Adlai Ewing Stevenson

If someone cheats you, get your money back. If someone slanders you, call him to account. If someone makes a promise, see that it is kept If you have to be a pest, then be one, and be proud of it.

Donald G. Smith

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.

Marilyn Monroe

A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.

Benjamin Disraeli

Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, - - which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and - - watch that basket.

Mark Twain

If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more, If you lose faith you lose all.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money.

Simone Weil

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz

Time is money.

Benjamin Franklin

Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it.

Roger Sta

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.

Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Samuel Butle

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not with money, but with actions. Most men buy nothing.

Andre Malraux

When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.

Prophet Mohammed

Remember that time is money.

Benjamin Franklin

The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.

Henry David Thoreau

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace. Money will come if we seek first the Kingdom of God - The rest will be given.

Mother Theresa

He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all.

Henry H. Haskins

I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and put it in your pocket.

Frank McKinney Hubbard

Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.

Louisa May Alcott

Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.

La Bruyere

With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing well too.

Jewish Prove

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.

Charles Schwa

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.

Margaret Young

How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form.

Stanton Delaplane

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parke