Mark Twain Quotes

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
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Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good - Natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Mark Twain
Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.
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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - He could not even lie.
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well - Fed.
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.
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